OH NO! Locked Out Of My House Again!

It's happened yet again! I'm utterly locked out of my own house. I can't believe it! This is the second time this month! My keys are lost. I checked the usual spots, but zilch. Now I'm stranded out here in the freezing weather, with not a single thought what to do. Maybe I should just break down the door. Wait|Hold on|One minute. There has got to

read more